Sunday, 25 January 2026

January 2014


Southampton University campus

Southampton University campus

Southampton University campus

A photo I took on New Year's Day on Clevedon Pier reminded me of one I had taken some years previously, featuring two women silhouetted in a bus shelter in Brighton. Seeking it out in my backfiles I finally discovered it in one of the few surviving folders of image files taken with my Panasonic G3, most of which were lost in a hard drive failure. The pictures in this post are all from that folder, dating from January 2014.

In retrospect, January 2014 was a major turning point in my life. Both of our children were away at university, I was a month away from my 60th birthday and just six months from taking early retirement in the summer, when I would also be having a second solo exhibition of my photography and a 10-day residency in Innsbruck, Austria. I think I could have been forgiven for feeling a certain cautious optimism about the coming years. I would finally have time, motive, and opportunity. The prospect of a modest late-life, alternative career didn't seem unrealistic.

Brighton bus shelter

Brighton seafront

I don't think you have to have "experimented" with psychotropic substances of any sort to have sometimes experienced a certain overwhelming feeling of impending revelation, a conviction that the veil of appearances is about to be lifted to reveal the true nature and workings of the world. Or maybe you do. Whatever, that's the sort of feeling that comes back when I look back at these photographs; you probably see them rather differently. Similar veils, screens, reflections, and Platonic shadows have always been a recurring feature in my photography. However, so far at least, what has been revealed behind them has been nothing more than pipes, wires, and scaffolding. Perhaps that's all there is, and the world is simply what it seems to be? I'm not sure whether that's comforting or deeply disappointing.

Brighton seafront

Brighton seafront

Brighton seafront

As it happens, this piled clutter of pillars and fixings is what was recovered of Brighton's West Pier, after it was destroyed in 2003 by a great storm and two arson attacks, and then carefully sorted and stashed beneath the seafront boardwalk, like skeletal remains awaiting some future resurrection. Or perhaps it's more like some enormously complex assembly kit for which the instructions have gone missing. Lots of luck with that... One fully-functioning pier is quite enough, really.

Monday, 19 January 2026

Turnstable Country




As a birthday celebration for my partner, we went up to London last weekend to see the exhibition Turner & Constable: Rivals & Originals at Tate Britain with our two children and their partners. I don't know whether it's a symptom of advancing age or an impatience with the desire of our national art institutions to pack 'em in (both pictures and visitors) as often as possible, but I have to say I am not very keen on these so-called "blockbuster" exhibitions. As I wrote in the post Go Van Gogh, following a visit to the National Gallery's Van Gogh: Poets & Lovers show:

All blockbuster exhibitions are exhausting, I find, particularly when they feature an overwhelming quantity of work by just one blockbuster artist, some of whose blockbuster pictures are so familiar – from posters, coasters, postcards, tea towels, key fobs, fridge magnets, and whatever other gift-shop tat can carry a reproduction of an image – that they have ceased being works of art and become a blockbuster brand, even recognisable by people who don't care about "art" at all. To be honest, I'd rather come across a few deservedly famous paintings when walking through a gallery, like bumping into old friends on the street, than navigate whole roomfuls of major and minor masterpieces which, however thoughtfully curated, is always more like attending a reunion or a wedding, where the meeting-with-people quotient of a "high-functioning introvert" like me gets stretched a little thin. "Hello, 'Trunk of a Tree', I believe you know 'View of Arles', we were at Montmajour together in 1888? Oh, do excuse me, but I've just spotted 'The Yellow House' talking to 'The Bedroom', and I must have a word..."

I mean, I enjoy a top-quality Constable or Turner as much as anybody, but to trudge through room after room after room of not dissimilar paintings, a good 80% of which fall somewhat short of "masterpiece" status, eventually becomes a negative experience. The first couple of rooms always feel revelatory – Good grief, Turner was sixteen when he painted that? – but thereafter most shows are bogged down by the curatorial desire to impose some thematic orchestration, in this case to construct a parallel narrative out of the lives of what were, in the end, two rather different professional painters trying to make a living in a very different world to ours. In those days you were entirely dependent on sales and patronage: there were no grants or lucrative prizes to reward your personal artistic "genius", not even for turning the lights on and off, or letting gallery visitors remove your clothes with scissors.

In the end, it can feel a bit too much like being trapped inside a catalogue raisonné, and I, at least, always find myself looking for small visual pleasures as a relief from the, um, bigger picture superimposed by the curators. Which Constable paintings show swallows skimming the water? for example. Or amusing trivia: I enjoyed the name of this particular donor, for example:

E. Farquhar Buzzard... Now there's someone who must have had some character-building experiences at school. Or, look, here's yer actual John Constable's collapsible sketching chair on a plinth:

Very nice... Don't think I wasn't tempted to hop up and give it a try.

Which is not to say that the exhibition didn't have an effect on me. On a very brief visit to Mottisfont Abbey on Saturday I seemed to be walking through a landscape of just the sort conjured up on canvas by the painters of that time. The light and the clouds were exhilarating – all four of these photographs were taken within a single 20 minute period – even though the meadows were very marshy underfoot, and almost impassable in places. What wouldn't the likes of Turner or Constable have given for a device that could sketch a view with such fidelity in just 1/200th of a second? But then, what wouldn't you give to be able to sketch like a Constable or a Turner?


Wednesday, 14 January 2026

It is an Ancient Blogger




So, Christmas and New Year...

Fun as it is to see it enacted on a primary-school stage, not many of us in these sceptical days – surely even those of a "Christian heritage" – put much credence in the enchanting but somewhat dubious Christian origin story. After all, its more credibility-stretching aspects must rely, at best, on the sole testimony of mother Mary, stand-in dad Joseph having quietly and somewhat mysteriously dropped out of the narrative along the way (what, you'd never noticed that? So much for "patriarchy"...). Angels, too, seem to have become even more scarce than shepherds in subsequent centuries, which is a pity, I think. [1]

I dare say the theologians have neat, hand-wavy explanations to tidy all this up to their own satisfaction, but they have never seemed particularly inclined to share these with the rest of us: too difficult and too profound, no doubt, for their simple-minded flock of metaphorical sheep to grasp (that would be us). Or perhaps rather too transparently aligned with Old Testament messianic prophesies and cunningly superimposed onto long-standing pagan winter festivities (see my post It's All About the Children).

More prosaically, of course, not everyone on the planet regards January 1st as the start of a New Year, or even as "January 1st", but let's not get into that. Packaging the two events together works for us, not least because such propitiously-timed seasonal goings-on have been going on in these light-starved regions forever. Come back, sun, please come back! Oh, all right, since you ask so nicely... Hooray! Party Time! For school-kids, working stiffs and wage-slaves (that's most of the population, I'd imagine) it's a welcome break from the workaday norm, a week or two studded with twinkling lights, seasonal treats, and officially-endorsed occasions for anticipation and celebration.

It has been becoming a much more private and secular holiday over the years, too. It has been a while since any kids came round to knock on our door "carolling", even in its vestigial form, i.e. waiting for the door to open and launching into a truncated, 10-second chorus of "We wish you a merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!" Unlike Hallowe'en's trickle treating [2], I don't think either carollers or most carollees had much idea of what was supposed to happen next, which led to nothing more than a series of awkward doorstep moments. Even the Rotarians seem to have given up trawling the streets around here with their canned carols blaring from a van, and rattling their collecting buckets. I don't miss it; "Silent Night", indeed.


Speaking purely personally, Christmas lost most of its charm for me around age 11 when my sister – eight years older than me – left home under the very traditional shadow of a hastily-arranged marriage. My parents seemed suddenly to fade into a perpetually-tired middle-age but then, and worse from my p-o-v, quickly settled into the role of doting grandparents. Christmas from then on rarely took place under our own roof, and I found I had been handed a minor walk-on part as "churlish teenage uncle". So I would take every opportunity to escape and begin the study of the ways of delinquency with like-minded friends, hanging about in various dark and frosty corners. Which was actually a lot more "magical" than Christmas, although not without risk: I was careful and I was lucky, but a few of us didn't make it out of our teens alive or without the unwanted gift of a brand-new criminal record. 

Having your own children revives the fun of Christmas, of course, but brings with it the stress of actually having to make the fun happen. It takes some kind of domestic saint to prepare a celebratory meal with unaccustomed ingredients and for an unusual quantity of diners, including at least one vegetarian and/or other dietary restrictions, or to take joy in ensuring that the right gifts have been bought and that an acceptable balance of generosity between recipients has been achieved. The whole thing is a nightmare of potentially disastrous pitfalls: a turkey that has resisted roasting for hours beyond the calculated timing, let's say, and served up by an angry cook far later than scheduled to a sullen and sarcastic family – accompanied by overcooked, warmed-up vegetables – is nobody's idea of a festive feast. Or so I'm told. 

Sadly, any compensatory seasonal sparkle does begin to fade once your children are no longer lighting up the house with the exuberant wattage of their excitement, and really just want to escape and study the ways of delinquency with their like-minded friends. Nothing brings on the indigestion quite like lying awake at 3 a.m., wondering when your teenage daughter will stagger home from a night out clubbing, all the while mentally apologising to your deceased parents for having done much the same to them. Or, ah, so I imagine.


Since those anxious years, for us Christmas has evolved into a more relaxed family get-together on neutral ground: generally a rented cottage near the sea in Dorset, big enough to let the different folks indulge their different strokes – it is frankly impossible to read in the same room as whooping kidults playing Mario Kart – but cosy enough for congenial gatherings around the table or a log-burning stove. From there, the two of us will generally retreat to our Bristol flat for a quiet New Year, returning here to Southampton before Twelfth Night, like Tudor aristocrats. Which reminds me of one of those strange marginal annotations Coleridge added to the 1817 edition of The Ancient Mariner, from Part IV:

In his loneliness and fixedness he yearneth towards the journeying Moon, and the stars that still sojourn, yet still move onward; and every where the blue sky belongs to them, and is their appointed rest, and their native country and their own natural homes, which they enter unannounced, as lords that are certainly expected and yet there is a silent joy at their arrival.

No servants await us at home, of course, but we have their 21st century equivalents: there's milk on the doorstep, the heating is on, there's food in the freezer, and the Wi-Fi leaps eagerly back into action. As does the Ancient Blogger:

I pass, like night, from land to land;
I have strange power of speech;
That moment that his face I see,
I know the man that must hear me:
To him my tale I teach.

 

1. My partner's niece, having grown up in the distinctly cross-cultural environment of Bristol, as a child referred to Muslim women in hijabs or other head coverings as "shepherds", due to their resemblance to children dressed up for a Nativity play. I know! I'm afraid it's a coinage too cute not to adopt, at least safely in private.

2. Another cute and useful coinage by a neighbour's small son.

Thursday, 8 January 2026

Raking


I really meant to put up some of the photographs I took over our Christmas / New Year break today but, unexpectedly, it SNOWED here during the night on Sunday – a whole five millimetres I'd guess, easily enough to bring the entire county to a standstill – and Monday was a classic blue-skies freezing-cold winter day, so... What else was I going to do?

Although, actually, once I'd got over the novelty of the sugar coating on the pots and frozen water dishes in the back garden (sorry about that, thirsty birds, but the hammer just bounced off!), it was the brilliant raking light that kept me outside all afternoon. There is something exhilarating about the sensory contradiction between bright sunshine and temperatures hovering around 0° C. It's a sort of natural sauna effect that is probably deeply boring to those living in frostier latitudes, but down here on the south coast is a rare treat. I did keep all my clothes on, though.




Monday, 5 January 2026

Good Bones



Strange, isn't it, how things can "go viral" and yet pass you by. But then, not everybody catches a real virus like flu either, even in an epidemic. An inoculation against the latter helps, of course – I had mine months ago – and keeping well away from social media is a sensible measure if you don't want to get coughed over by me-too merchants anxious to share whatever it is they've just caught off the web.

So when I came across a poem recently, "Good Bones", looking for something quite different, I was surprised to learn, according to Wikipedia, that:

Smith's poem "Good Bones", originally published in the journal Waxwing in June 2016, has been widely circulated on social media and read by an estimated one million people. A Wall Street Journal story in May 2020 described it as "keeping the realities of life's ugliness from young innocents" and noted that the poem has gone viral after catastrophes such as the 2016 Orlando nightclub shooting, the May 2017 suicide bombing at a concert in Manchester, England, the 2017 mass shooting in Las Vegas, and the coronavirus pandemic. PRI called it "the official poem of 2016".

Who knew? Maybe you did. Certainly, not many poems get that sort of distribution; most poets would kill for 1% of that million. In fact, they'd give it serious consideration for just 0.1%. Here it is:

Good Bones, by Maggie Smith

Life is short, though I keep this from my children.
Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine
in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways,
a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways
I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least
fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative
estimate, though I keep this from my children.
For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird.
For every loved child, a child broken, bagged,
sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world
is at least half terrible, and for every kind
stranger, there is one who would break you,
though I keep this from my children. I am trying
to sell them the world. Any decent realtor,
walking you through a real shithole, chirps on
about good bones: This place could be beautiful,
right? You could make this place beautiful.

It's a good poem, although it could be better – you  might say it has the bones of a very good poem – but I can see how the way it wears its world-weary heart rather rhetorically on its sleeve meets a certain need that would cause it to go viral. I like those opening five lines best, a little reminiscent of Elizabeth Bishop with an astringent dash of Ashbery, and the subsequent repetitions of "though I keep this from my children" are nicely-judged and will speak to any parent who put some youthful effort into having "a past" worthy of a little evasiveness.

There's an awful lot of self-styled poetry out there on the Web; most of it that I have seen (which is not much, admittedly, not even anywhere near that homicide-worthy 0.1%) being little more than some "beautiful" or "sad" sentiments broken up into lines without rhyme, rhythm, or reason. It may be unfair, but take the line breaks away, even from a poem like "Good Bones", and you're often left with what amounts to a passage of heightened prose or perhaps a soliloquy from a play. Although it's interesting how, in the case of "Good Bones", the repetition of "I keep this from my children" now becomes rather odd, perhaps a sign that reads, CAUTION! POET AT WORK. Here it is again:

Life is short, though I keep this from my children. Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children. The world is at least fifty percent terrible, and that’s a conservative estimate, though I keep this from my children. For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird. For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you, though I keep this from my children. I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.

The genre known as "found poetry" makes the opposite move, of course: by inserting line breaks into prose text it can be rendered into poetry, or at least something very like it. I have always been susceptible to accidental poetry myself, ever since stumbling across the haiku-adjacent mantra "There is no ozone by the sea, only the smell of rotting seaweed" in Clyne and Williams' General School Chemistry at the age of 15, followed a few years later by the discovery of the "Accidents" section in Palmer's Index to the Times (e.g. "Henry Ford, Sawn Asunder by a Circular Saw at St. Pancras Steam Saw Mills"); see my post Quiet Fun.

Then there's the form known as the "cento" (pronounced "sento", not "chento", apparently, something I can never remember [1]), basically a poem made up entirely of lines lifted from other poems. There's a good one, "99 Poems", in Stephen Knight's volume The Prince of Wails (downloadable PDF here):

The last poem, called "99 Poems" ... is a collection of 99 lines borrowed with great affection from elegies and epitaphs and maybe other sources too, perhaps film, across the centuries, and arranged by first letter from A to Y, starting with the beautiful line (possibly Thomas Hardy?) – A face that, though in shadow, still appears – and ending with the simple physicality of Your hands. Both images – the dead who re-appear and the father’s hand which holds his child’s – recur throughout the book, gaining power along the way. And it can be no accident that this last poem ends on the letter Y, not Z: there is no final letter in the alphabet of this wonderfully haunting collection.
Chris Beckett, londongrip.co.uk

But for me the ultimate example of finding poetry where none was intended is A Humument by Tom Phillips, in which an entire novel, A Human Document by W.H. Mallock, is repeatedly ransacked for a secret narrative hidden among the Victorian verbiage, exposed by burying the rest of the page in decorative art, and linking islands of text together by following typographical "rivers":


If you've never come across A Humument, then I recommend that you get hold of a copy of at least one of the "trade" editions published by Thames & Hudson (there have been six such editions since 1980, all different) before they become collectors-only items following Tom's death in 2022. And if anyone out there has a copy of the mustard-yellow jacketed third (a.k.a. "second revised") edition they'd be willing to sell me – it's the only one I haven't got – I'd be very happy to hear from you.

In a way, you might even see found poetry as an analogue of "art" photography (hey, "only connect..."). How? Well, you find poetic little jewels lurking among the prose of the world, isolate them in your frame and, in the case of a book or sequence, link and present them as a new, coherent whole that generates a new, greater significance. Or not. Obviously, most people do not use photographs in their lives as an art medium, of course, any more than they use a pencil or, indeed, language itself that way. Rather, they see and use photographs as unique records of something important – family, friends, holidays – or as stimulation – a gaudy sunset, adorable cats and dogs, or (so I'm told) scantily-dressed young people. In a very similar way, certain popular poems are used not for literary purposes, but to add a little sprinkling of dignity, or as a stimulus for tears or laughter, at special occasions. A poem is a pre-packaged, high-impact selection of words that, like a ready-meal, can save a lot of effort at a difficult time. Of those million-plus readers of "Good Bones", I wonder how many went on to see what else Maggie Smith had written?

In the same way, W.H. Auden's poem now generally known as "Funeral Blues" has had an afterlife similar to "Good Bones" as a reading at funerals, due entirely to its use in the film Four Weddings and a Funeral. So although to speak of "popular poetry" is something of a contradiction in terms, it is instructive to look at the results of a BBC poll of the 100 most popular poems in Britain, published as an anthology in 1996. The only list of the book's contents I could find is here. "Funeral Blues" is already in with a bullet at no. 19 (still with the title "Twelve Songs IX"), just two years after the release of Four Weddings. But 1996 is a long time ago now, and I'd be surprised if many younger folk today have ever come across most of those poems, not least those that were, in my day, primary-school poetry favourites such as Walter de la Mare's "The Listeners", or even anthology perennials and "poetry corner" regulars like, well, pretty much everything else on that list. I get the impression that most of those surveyed had probably encountered the same few anthologised poems in the course of their school studies – the time when poems make the most lasting impression – but never actually became poetry readers.

Of those few that did become poetry readers, of course, their choices of "favourites" will have been so diverse as to render them statistically insignificant in a poll like this. Such is the nature of statistics, if not of poetry-reading. To anyone for whom poetry is as important a part of their life as, say, music, this sort of ranking is completely beside the point. To resort to this sort of off-the-peg Big Occasion poem is to regard poetry as something rather like the empty church visited in Larkin's poem "Church Going": a place where "all our compulsions meet, / Are recognised, and robed as destinies". Or perhaps even like the football World Cup, when everyone suddenly becomes an armchair pundit for a few high-stakes games every four years, and then moves on; a very different thing from following your team from the stands through every wet weekend of yet another disappointing season.

But ours is a game of two halves, and this game
the semi they went on to lose; from here
it’s all down, from the First to the foot of the Second,
McGrandle, Visocchi and Spankie detaching
like bubbles to speed the descent into pitch-sharing,
pay-cuts, pawned silver, the Highland Division,
the absolute sitters ballooned over open goals,
the dismal nutmegs, the scores so obscene
no respectable journal will print them; though one day
Farquhar’s spectacular bicycle-kick
will earn him a name-check in Monday’s obituaries.

Don Paterson, from "Nil Nil"

So, seeing as we've just had a Big Occasion, here, once again, is  a strong candidate for my own favourite Christmas poem, by Thomas Hardy:
The Oxen

Christmas Eve, and twelve of the clock.
“Now they are all on their knees,”
An elder said as we sat in a flock
By the embers in hearthside ease.

We pictured the meek mild creatures where
They dwelt in their strawy pen,
Nor did it occur to one of us there
To doubt they were kneeling then.

So fair a fancy few would weave
In these years! Yet, I feel,
If someone said on Christmas Eve,
“Come; see the oxen kneel,

“In the lonely barton by yonder coomb
Our childhood used to know,”
I should go with him in the gloom,
Hoping it might be so. 
(Published in The Times, Christmas Eve 1915)
In the end, there's virality, there's popularity, and then there is longevity. A work of art like a poem or a novel might achieve all three, probably at different stages in its life, but in the end it's only longevity – a high score in the Test of Time and a certain imperishable quality – that counts. Who now would ever have heard of W.H. Mallock if it were not for Tom Phillips' appropriation? Will anyone have heard of Tom Phillips, either, 100 years from now? We'll never know. But we can be pretty sure that "good bones" alone or a blunt appeal to our emotions will never be enough to ensure the longevity of a work of art, and these are the chief characteristics of all those perfectly decent poems and pictures piling up in the wastepaper baskets of history.


1. It is pronounced "sento" because the name is derived from a Greek word for a patchwork. Why it is not therefore "kento" I don't know. Worse, being derived from Greek, some people claim its plural is not "centos" but "centones". Pedants! Do they also refer to several octopuses as "octopodes", I wonder? The cento is hardly one of the mainstream poetic forms, though, and gets taken out of the versifier's wardrobe even less frequently than some virtuoso straitjacket like the villanelle.