Thursday, 17 December 2015
King of Night Town
I think you know who I am. My family have controlled the nightlife in this city for six generations. What's that? "Criminal" is an ugly word, with ugly consequences for those who use it. Have I made myself plain? I prefer to think of us as a charitable venture, lending our considerable strength and organization to the citizenry, to ensure that they can enjoy their night-time sports without coming to any unnecessary harm.
Now, I am told your establishment has shown reluctance and tardiness in making your charitable donations? This is very disappointing...