Thursday, 17 December 2015

King of Night Town



I think you know who I am.  My family have controlled the nightlife in this city for six generations.  What's that?  "Criminal" is an ugly word, with ugly consequences for those who use it.  Have I made myself plain?  I prefer to think of us as a charitable venture, lending our considerable strength and organization to the citizenry, to ensure that they can enjoy their night-time sports without coming to any unnecessary harm.

Now, I am told your establishment has shown reluctance and tardiness in making your charitable donations?  This is very disappointing...

1 comment:

  1. "... and next time, we'll do more than just rearrange the furniture". Gary Larson

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