Thursday 18 April 2019

Extinction Rebellion





I was in London yesterday, so naturally gravitated to the Extinction Rebellion protest, which has closed Waterloo Bridge to traffic. It was a sensation situated somewhere between eery and exhilarating to stroll around on the tarmac amongst the encamped protesters, the temporarily installed trees and structures, and bemused-looking tourists. "Imagine a world without cars" was the clear message, underlined by the filthy air quality, which reduced that ever more unfamiliar and unlovely skyline to a blueish-grey sketch. I noticed most people were still keeping to the pavement, nonetheless, and I couldn't help but occasionally glance behind me to check for oncoming buses: I'm standing in the middle of the road on Waterloo Bridge! Ingrained instincts prevail, and it'll be a while until that imagining becomes a reality, I'm afraid.



There was something of a low-key festival atmosphere, with a stage, a skateboard ramp, and various other solid-looking facilities-cum-obstacles: someone had clearly put some time, thought, and money into this protest. Before the end of the afternoon, however, the police began to gather in greater numbers, and token arrests started to be made. This may seem an odd comment to make, but what struck me was how short some of the Met's coppers are now. I mean, I'm a strapping 5' 6", but some of those guys were shorter than me. Maybe they have a special Bantam Division to make eco-protesters seem more huge and threatening? It will be interesting to see how this pans out: the core protesters are perfectly serious about not budging. I imagine the police will be equally perfectly serious about getting the traffic flowing again.


8 comments:

Zouk Delors said...

Suddenly you're a news photographer! Mind you, the skateboarder image is definitely a work of art. Suggest you call it "Approaching Tipping Point".

Mike C. said...

Zouk,

As with the sk8ter boi, the problem with this kind of thing is the people who keep stepping in front of you. I was going to get closer to the police action, then thought: hang on, nobody's paying me for this, I've no intention of getting arrested, and I've got a train to catch...

Mike

amolitor said...

I adore the idea of hiring midget cops to make the protesters look bigger. You're an insane genius, and in the coming authoritarian state, you will be forced into some sort of high executive office at the point of a sword.

Zouk Delors said...

We'll probably die before the apocalypse anyway ...

Mike C. said...

Non serviam!

Mike

Mike C. said...

Zouk,

Well, there's a cheerful thought! Better than dying *in* the apocalypse, I suppose... (or, worse, somehow living through it).

Mike

Martyn Cornell said...

In the First World War they had ‘bantam battalions’ made up of shorties after they lowered the height requirement for conscripts when the casualties got so great they were running out...

Mike C. said...

Martyn,

Shorter than 5' 3" apparently, which you wouldn't have thought was *that* short in those days.

And less of the heightist microaggressions!

Mike